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September 11, 2009

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

This is my introduction to you of one of my biggest pet peeves. Maybe it makes me look like a judgemental bitch, but I really don't care.
















Wow, I've never had Middle Eastren food before, maybe I'll stop by and try it, considering you're "the best" but couldn't afford to SPELL CHECK and buy a new one that actually says "2009" instead of writing it in Sharpie? Jesus.

Seeing the "Middle Eastren" sign reminded me of a couple other jewels from my travels in OK and KS.
















"Squawk n Skoot", yet "Chicken & More." Was there an argument about which was catchier, "n" or "&"? Are they two different businesses?

Clearly, S n S offers ings, CA Fish, gizzards and ustom welding, whereas C&M only has calf fries and l ier s.

Who is in charge here?!?!

















Great, it is "essential to survival" but I have no freakin' clue what it is.
















What?


















Oh, thank god...I've been looking EVERYWHERE for ethanol-free gyros.













Ugh.















This isn't intentional, but they've really gotta get on fixing that. Bad for business. Everyone in Massachusetts names their businesses "Mass (something)" but no one names anything "Ass (anything.)"











This is more of an example of when you should run your business name ideas by someone else before ordering the sign.

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